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"New Moon" is the most talked about movie of the fall.  Big deal.  Vampires who've managed to convince their parents to pay for their wireless bills chase girls who've achieved puberty. 

I've never liked vampires. I still don't. The entire vampire genre stinks of sexual hormones and slow speaking players with nice hair who just want to get laid. It's the "Entourage" of horror. And with the emergence of the teenage vampire nonsense like "New Moon" there's a stench of Axe body spray and dudes who shave their chests and other places. Rip the clothes off a vampire you've just killed and he'll probably have a shaved scrotum 'cause that's what the "Teen Vampire" blog said would be cool.

Vampires always had the glib dialogue like "I don't drink. Blood.". I don't mind a guy wanting to get all up with a lady but vampires in tuxedos who have to ...