If you’re one of those individuals who likes to dive into coworkers’ lunches, heed this tale and reconsider your actions in the future!
Reddit user ToastedChillies shared the story of his wife who saw her lunch stolen out of the office fridge repeatedly.
He decided to exact revenge upon the thief who figured that her lunch was also his!
Being a lover of hot sauces, ToastedChillies decided to put his knowledge of hot things to use after she complained about the daily infractions.
He made her buffalo wings. He spiced those suckers up a bit with something called Blair’s 4am Reserve. He added a couple drops, along with a touch of Ghost chilli powder for taste.
The label on the bottom of the bottle reads “USE EXTREME CAUTION! THIS IS NOT A SAUCE! AVOID ANY AND ALL SKIN CONTACT!”
It registers 5 million Scoville units. Potent stuff.
ToastedChillies sampled his concoction to ensure that it would not kill anybody.
The next day lunch was interrupted by a loud scream from the kitchen. A young male colleague was forced to flee to a toilet, into which he vomited heavily.
He reports that his wife’s lunch was never stolen again.