10:00 Hello, Principal Skinner Calling…
A listener informed Mike of a trivial phone call he received from his child’s school. Callers tell Mike about some of the silly calls they’re received about non-issues.

11:00 Screwed by Your Service Provider
Momentum is building among the country's wireless providers to establish a national code of conduct that regulates how each treat their wireless customers - a rare instance of broad consent among competing firms such as Rogers Communications Inc., Telus Corp. and BCE's Bell Mobility. Even consumer groups, accustomed most of the time to reflexive condemnation of operators, are behind the initiative.

12:00 Are Your Ready for the Summer?
As part of the company's Camp Day, proceeds from Tim Hortons coffee sales today will go to the Tim Hortons Children's Foundation. Mike uses this opportunity to chat with callers about their greatest memories of summer camp. He remembers his own experience at a Christian camp, where a ventriloquist's dummy described in scary detail why all of the young campers were sinners.

12:50 LISTENER EMAIL!!!